The old adage about "out of the mouths of babes" seems appropriate with the latest Ethan comments:
1. When declining to do something his mom said, Ethan responded "That would be a negative Ghost Rider."
2. Upon opening a new board game, Ethan excitedly asked his mom to "Read the erections Mommy!"
3. With the advent of a new school year in a few weeks, we've been trying to get Ethan prepared, but he's not excited. Heather told him he was very lucky to only be going three days a week because one of his friends goes everyday due to the parents both working full time. Ethan responded, "Well, you don't work, so why do I have to go?"